Well there are some who do but Liverpool target Gaston Ramirez scored a beauty yesterday against Catania.
http://youtu.be/O2hOOkaUL8I
Altogether now:
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!
My what a guy,
Gaston!
(from Beauty & the Beast  )
We can do with a player of this quality at Liverpool FC. I hope we get him in the summer.
Good ability, and looks fairly versatile…really hope we get him and Elm who also looks like a player!!!
He is all I want for my birthday!!! PLEEEEEEEZ!!!! He will slot next to Suarez perfectly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tM1EWc3JSB0
It was reported in the dailies today that Gaston Ramirez would join Liverpool on condition that the club gets rid of its donkey (Carroll), mules (Henderson, Downing & Adam) and jackasses (Carrragher & Lucas).
Got to ship out the shit first.